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Finally! Source of bad weather revealed!

  • February 28, 2005 9:17 PM
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I met a guy at work today that claims all the wet weather we have been having is not caused by El Nino, but is actually the government trying to harvest power by melting the North Pole. This in turn, is causing a global climate change. He also stated that the weather is the same in Russia but it's a big coverup. Okay, thanks for that.

I am still placing all my bets on The Nino.

I AM EL' NINO, ALL OTHER TROPICAL STORMS MUST BOW BEFORE ME.

You don't see this everyday.

  • February 24, 2005 11:01 PM
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After work, it was getting a little chilly outside so I stopped at 7-11 to pick me up some hot chocolote.

On the way out I see a homeless dude ask a bum for spare change.

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think.

I can't stop watching this video.

  • February 23, 2005 12:23 AM
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St. Maarten's

Wow, Just holy hot damn, wow.

Teh Plane it lands!!

Links to pics.
Pic 1

Pic Numero dos

Tax returns and the demons of magnetic storage.

  • February 21, 2005 6:17 PM
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I got my taxes done today so I could complete my fafsa online. After all was done, I am receiving a return of $3780. Bye bye fucking credit card, I am paying one of those suckers off, chopping it up into tiny little pieces and scattering the ashes over the sea. That's half of my debt. I hope I never get into a money pit like this agian for no good reason.
I was thinking of all the things I could buy with my return, hmm a new G5 tower or lots of stuff for my car.. mmm suspension and full exhaust. After I pay this card off I am going to be a playa and buy all my car parts in cash from now on. :)

I bought ANOTHER harddrive, I ran out of space on my 250gb, i have 1gb lift plus I have to get another 180 gigs or so from work. So, if we look at it one way, I am sitting on over a terabyte of space. Good moses.
Staples, 200GB drive for $59.99 after $30 (online rebate)

I just don't know what to do with myself.

movies and food.

  • February 20, 2005 11:10 PM
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Just watched Pulp Fiction agian.
Now Natural Born Killers and eating spaghetti-O's. Oh snap this bitch is full of the crazy.

Two Tarantino's in a row.
chill.

Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

Hallmark Holiday: Feb 14th

  • February 14, 2005 8:19 PM
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I don't need to write a spectacular rant like my sister.

Fuck today!

Saddle ranch~Wash and Wax~ZBT Party~Quizno's suuuuuubs!

  • February 14, 2005 4:06 PM
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Friday, Allan and I were bored. We AIMed ideas back and forth for about 30 min before deciding on Saddle Ranch over some Simi club called Arena. Allan has been talking to Kristin and she decided to come along. Allan drove to Kristin's and we started drinking Vox and redbull at her apt. We cabbed it to to Saddle ranch on Sunset and met up with Kristin's hot roomate and her friend. We were pretty trashed already and if I dank anymore of my AMF I don't know how much more of the night I would remember. We woke up at 8:30 and took Kristin to work then got breakfast, that was tasty.

Sat after we both got cleaned up Allan came over with DVD's, we copied them and then spent the rest of the day waxing the shit out of his car with my orbital buffer. The paint looks muuch better now.
Sat night was a hoot. Allan has a friend Amy who knows a ton of guys in ZBT over @ Csun. They had a stoplight party where you wear dif. colors to represent if you are dating, on edge, or single. (Stoplight = Green,Yellow,Red) I wore my green polo with a sweater over it. We went on a beer run and I got some courage up and met two hot asian wimminz. We danced Provocatively ;) and I got their numbers.
Wow, the ZBT house is like major flashback. Oh, how I remember the days of dating Sucharee and hanging out with familar faces. Now it's all n00b's; The next generation. I got a ride home from Allan.

Sun morning Kristin calls me from Allan's phone: UNIIIIITYYY!!!!! We all went to Quizno's and then to the Thousand Oaks mall. I chilled out later, watched TV, and went to bed early.

In other news: I didn't know P'Diddy drove a Diet Pepsi truck.
/Aye yo' P; check out my new ride./

The masked grader strikes agian.

  • February 11, 2005 11:54 AM
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Found this on another site, sooo hilarious.
These people gto accepted into college. I fear for the youth of America.
Link to the masked grader post.

the papers suck, and he's a huge smart-ass... which makes for a great combination. they are funny... i especially like the one where he drew bunnies on the page (#10).

edit: The University just made him take the papers down.
I have mirrored them here.
Badpapers

LOL Funny for the day.

  • February 9, 2005 11:50 PM
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memories.

  • February 9, 2005 10:06 AM
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If you read this,
even if I don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you.

hey. I can post here from my sidekick

  • February 8, 2005 11:14 AM
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Well, this weekend was kinda boring, it didn't turn out like expected. The sparco meet was packed and we didn't buy anything. Sat nite was the valencia subie meet. That went well, but sat allan,kristin and I were supposed to goto avalon but his friend was not working the door. Sunday all of us went to wayne and charities and saw the eagles lose. Back to work. L8r

Chillaxing.

  • February 4, 2005 11:42 PM
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At my friend Kours house watching Garden State ripped to the OMG XOBOX!1 For dinner we went o captain kidds in redondo beach, they have real fresh stuff and I had a mahi mahi dinner. mmm Thats some good stuff.

Tomorrow (Sat) we're going to a sale at sparco in irvine. K wants to pick up a seat or two. After that we'll prolly grab some lunch or something and then at 6pm there is a big subaru meet in Valencia. Might check that out.

Sun is superbowl and I'm heading over to Wayne and Charities pad for a little superbowl partay.

anyways, back to the movie, they are just yelling into the infinite abyss, I love this movie.

Sidekick2~Blue Bar~Strange Dream

  • February 4, 2005 11:22 AM
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I got my sidekick 2, woo hoo. So my regular number works agian 338-xxxx. So, i am using the carring case it came with and it'd totally geeky. :) I need to get apps on it. Ones I am def. getting are; ssh, and the rss newsreader so I can read you peoples blogs when i'm out and about. Thanks to many new blogging services and programs they all allow and provide rss news needs. happy.

Allan and I went to Blue Bar in Agoura last night. the bar is pretty cool but it wasn't busy at all. Thurs is college night. $2 drafts $1 shots. DJ spinning @ 11pm. We ran into a few hot wimminz but nothing came of it.

I had a wierd dream last night. I ws driving on the 118 and there was this ricer honda or something in the right lane. I could see his two left tires were about to fly off. He lost the front one and the guy in front of me swearved, hit another car and people were all over the road crahing and flipping over. I went left into the dirt and offroaded around all the carnage. The guy kept driving on the rim, I pulled over and me car was spotless clean and unscrathed.. and then my alarm went off.

The Ten Commandments of College

  • February 3, 2005 9:41 AM
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Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments of College to all.

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend’s room. And God said, if you don’t nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don’t know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild…in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping…in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school’s logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Shit a Lot
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall shit a lot. And it will not be good shit, it will be the shit of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain. And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, Student, fear not the shit, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same. And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use wet naps to ease the pain.

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don’t need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at class and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at bars and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and God told Student to wrap it up because He knows where she has been, but Student does not.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in Sharpie. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.

And God gave Student the final Commandment

X- Thou Shalt Gain Weight
And Student wished to hear the final commandment and God said he would not like it. But Student insisted, so God said unto him, you shall gain weight. However, God said, you will not buy new clothes, so you will wear sweat pants a lot. God said, Student, you will watch a lot of TV and become fat to which Student wept profusely. But God comforted Student saying, you will still get ass even if you cannot tie your shoes anymore. Student felt better and God pointed to Student’s chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.

This is the word of God, follow the Ten Commandments of College or you will be smote!

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