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Hello guy standing in the middle of the street!

  • December 13, 2004 11:08 PM
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Lets paint a mental picture:

I pull out of the underground parking structure from my work at around 6:08pm tonight, and up to the red light at the corner. I wait patiently as cars start to move from east to west. I observe; "Hello guy standing in the middle of the street" Our subject stands in the traffic island waiting to cross traffic to dispurse; He looks around cautiously as his car is parked in the emergency stopping/bike lane with the OMG hazzards on. "I see you have lost a section of your bedframe from the back of your truck," I think to myself. Once the light turns yellow on the opposite end of the signal, the now missing bedframe sits cold and alone in the street. Now should be a good time to retreive the missing piece so that you may go on your way to a good nights sleep.

Meanwhile, back at the island; our hero steps into the street just as our light turns green. I am driving safely, obeying the rules of the road, I decide to let the friendly dude abide and rescue his rightfully owned property now occuping our middle lanes. The rescue ranger gets about halfway into the intersection when:

SOME ASS IN A MINIVAN BLOWS THE GREEN AND RUNS IT CLEAN OVER! :rolleyes:

Sorry bud, your bedframe just got owned by a Toyota Previa!!1

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