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DAMN !@#$%&&^%#@$% blockbuster DIE!! The LAST scene of The Usual Suspects, garbled!

  • February 21, 2004 2:15 AM

I rented the Usual Suspects tonight from Blockbuster, this is my horror story. I hear only tall tails about this kind of stuff happening, but never to me, never like this.

What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.....

It was fantastic the violence, the scam, the ending$#$%^&&* no wait, what is this? The movie is turning into small squares, the dvd player chokes, freeze frame, oh no this can't be happening. I quickly run and snatch a soft tissue. I pull the dvd out and franticaly wipe, in small circular motions in hopes that it was just some dirty highschool kids fingerprint. NOoooo! My breath slows, my voice swept away by the night, gone; all gone.

*crickets chirping*

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